Calvinball
(Get out the Time Fracture Wickets Hobbes!!
We're playing CALVINBALL!!)
- Sex : Male
- Birthday: May 23rd, 1981
- Location: Hell Hole called University of Oregon
- Home: California, YEEEEEHAAAA
- Hair Color: Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Status: 6 year old kid collecting anime through his computer
- Favorite Position : Sorry, but us 6-year olds haven't had sex yet, unless some chick has a sick mind for a tiny "member"
- Best Friends: Me tiger buddy Hobbes, don't piss him off or he'll eat you up!
- Favorite Subject: Computers, and chicks
- Most Dislike Subject: MATH!
- After School Program: G.R.O.S.S meetings, Calvinball, and annoying disgusting girls
- Special Abilities: Stupendous Man!!, Spaceman Spiff to the Rescue!!
- Favorite Weapon: Death Ray Blaster, Volleyball, and trusty baseball bat
- Favorite Anime Weapon: Aestivalis from Nadesico: Prince Of Darkness
- Favorite Anime: NADESICO OWNS YOU ALL!!! BOW TO IT!! IDIOLIZE IT!! YYAAAAA
- Character: calm, protective, relaxed, never getting mad...
- Favorite color: Royal Blue
- Hobbies: Collecting dope anime, watching it (if free time exists...), books, windsurfing, being active and care-free with friends
- Likes: people who aren't dicks
- Dislikes: fat women who wear tight clothing...GAG! ugly chicks asking for help
- Favorite food: Fried shrimp, salad, BREAD, pasta
- Least favorite food: Sorry, but there isn't enough space in this page to list them all...
- Weakness: too forgiving, too quite, keep to myself
- Strong point: kind, forgiving...(any others?)
- Dreams: get through life without screwing up what options i have left for it
- Favorite quote: "I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?;
